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‘Michael Jackson Britney Spears Teen Sex Viagra’ says Search Engine Optimisation Expert

In Technology on August 31, 2009 at 22:27

A leading expert in the field of Internet Search Engine Optimisation took the surprise step last night of assembling the massed ranks of the trade technology press to enable him to make a statement, at a recent Internet-based conference in Gothenberg, Sweden. “Michael Jackson Britney Spears Teen Sex Viagra,” read the statement by Dr. Karl Fredriksen, drawing a mixed response from the online community.

“I’m not sure what these remarks are trying to prove,” remarked Phillis Adler, 46, a senior executive at a well known pharmaceutical firm, as she logged on via her laptop. “Is Dr. Fredriksen trying to sell these things to me?”

Our lawyers have asked us to point out that Michael Jackson at no point had anything to do with Britney Spears, teen sex, or viagra.  At least as far as we know, anyway.

Our lawyers have asked us to point out that Michael Jackson at no point had anything to do with Britney Spears, teen sex, or viagra. At least as far as we know, anyway.

Terry Walsh, meanwhile, a 34 year-old used car salesman from Dorset commented via an online chat-room: “What’s Britney Spears doing with Michael Jackson? I mean he’s not even alive anymore. No, it just doesn’t make any sense.”

When questioned on his motives for making the statement, Dr. Fredriksen could only murmur, in a low, sorrowful voice: “I just wanted somebody to know who I am,” before beginning to sob uncontrollably.

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  1. i think britany found michaels body, took it home with her ,and i should not say the rest

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