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Embarrassed CIA Accidentally Arrests US President as Hunt For Bin Laden Drags on

In World News on September 4, 2009 at 08:17
"So, just follow this sign, take the first left, and Mr. Bin Laden lives in the first house on the right with red door.  Okay?"

"So, just follow this sign, take the first left, and Mr. Bin Laden lives in the first house on the right with red door. Okay?"

Embarrassed CIA agents have unwittingly arrested US President Barack Obama on several charges of International terrorism, it was revealed last night, after a mix up at Langley, the home of the CIA. Obama, 48, was shipped off to Guantanamo Bay in the middle of his public radio address to the American people and forced to answer for crimes perpetrated against Western civilisation as part of a greulling interrogation.

Secretary of State Hilary Clinton later revealed in a statement to the press “Whoops. Looks like we have to hold our hands up on this one, guys.” Looking quite sheepish, Clinton continued, “You know how some words sound quite similar? Osama? Obama? Is it just me? Come on, give me a break.”

The worldwide hunt for Osama Bin Laden, figurehead of Al Qaeda has been underway for the best part of the decade now. Despite signs of increasing desperation on behalf of the American Secret Service, it is still thought that they still have a number of strong and credible leads as to Bin Laden’s whereabouts.

These are generally thought to include Never Never Land, Narnia and The Land of Make Believe.

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